The Services Team have not just been given any pet, but one of the most rare and beautiful species known to mankind. Sea Monkeys. They may not seem like much to the naked eye, but put those puppies under a microscope and they will *shine*.

Some have questioned the motivations behind the acquisition, but Support have assured us that the Sea Monkeys will be treated fairly in accordance with all laws, and will not be accidentally knocked over nor be flushed down the toilet.  There is even an origami swan providing protection against all harm.

Purchased from that vendor of all sorts of exotic fish and animals, Tesco, the Sea Monkeys have made a comfortable home in the services department. The support team has promised that they will take care of their new pet, they will hug them and kiss them and call them all George. There seems to be some confusion about whether the Sea Monkeys have already hatched, whether the floating bits are food, or maybe the water is just really dirty – it doesn’t really matter though, as long as they’re happy.